Friday, July 3, 2009

Horescope Personality

The following is just for fun. Don't take it too seriously! :)

最完美的組合 天秤 獅子、金牛 巨蟹、雙子 水瓶

The perfect couple: Libra + Leo, Taurus + Cancer, Gemini + Aquarius

最帥的星座 水瓶
Most handsome: Aquarius

最美的星座 天蠍
Most Beautiful: Scorpio

最好看的星座 天秤.水瓶.雙子
Most good looking: Libra, Aquarius, Gemini

最可愛的星座 雙魚
Cutest: Pieces

最活潑的星座 牡羊.水瓶.射手
Most outgoing: Aries, Aquarius, Sagittarius

最專一的星座 金牛.天蠍.巨蟹
Most single minded (Concentrated): Taurus, Scorpio, Cancer


最花心的星座 雙子.射手.水瓶
Most player: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius

最穩重的星座 魔羯.金牛.天蠍
Most steady (relationship): Taurus, Scorpio

最浪漫的星座 雙魚.天秤.雙子
Most Romantic: Pieces, Gemini

最木訥的星座 魔羯.金牛
Most “stiff”: Capricorn, Taurus

最雞婆的星座 處女.巨蟹.射手
Most busy body: Virgo, Cancer, Sagittarius

最懶惰的星座 天秤.金牛.巨蟹
Most lazy: Libra, Taurus, Cancer

最博愛的星座 水瓶.天秤 金牛.處女.獅子
Most loved: Aquarius, Libra, Taurus, Virgo, Leo

最節檢的星座 魔羯.金牛
Most money-saving personality: Capricorn, Taurus

最愛潔的星座 處女.天秤.魔羯
Love tidiness: Virgo, Libra, Capricorn

最溫柔的星座 巨蟹.雙魚
Most gentle: Cancer, Pieces

最罷道的星座 獅子
Most selfish: Leo

最愛美的星座 天秤.雙魚.金牛
Love beauty the most: Libra, Pieces, Taurus

最幽默的星座 雙子.天秤.牡羊
Funniest: Gemini, Libra, Aries

最負責的星座 處女.魔羯.天蠍
Most responsible (take responsibility): Virgo, Capricorn, Scropio

最愛吃的星座 金牛.天秤.巨蟹
Love to eat the most: Taurus, Libra, Cancer

最愛玩的星座 水瓶.牡羊.射手
Love to play the most: Aquarius, Aries, Sagittarius

最老實的星座 金牛.魔羯.巨蟹
Most honest: Taurus, Capricorn, Cancer

最大方的星座 獅子.水瓶.雙子
Most un-cheap: Leo, Aquarius, Pieces

最自大的星座 獅子.牡羊.天蠍
Think self is superior: Aries, Scropio

最好色的星座 雙魚.天蠍.獅子
Most perverted: Pieces, Scropio, Leo

最富有的星座 魔羯.天秤.天蠍
Most full of wealth: Capricorn, Libra, Scropio

最佳丈夫的星座 金牛
Best Husband: Taurus

最佳太太的星座 金牛
Best Wife: Taurus

最佳夫妻的星座 獅子
Best husband/wife: Leo

最佳母親的星座 巨蟹
Best mom: Cancer

最佳親人的星座 雙子
Best close relatives: Pieces

最佳褓母的星座 雙魚
Best nanny/babysitter: Pieces

最佳廚師的星座 金牛、天秤
Best cook: Taurus, Libra

最佳殺手的星座 巨蟹
Best killer: Cancer

最佳法官的星座 天秤
Best Lawyer: Libra

最沒主見的星座 巨蟹.雙魚
No opinion: Cancer, Pieces

最有思想的星座 水瓶.牡羊
Have the most thoughts: Aquarius, Aries

最愛面子的星座 獅子
Love self respect the most: Leo

最會使壞的星座 水瓶.射手
Caused bad things: Aquarius, Sagittarius

最會摸魚的星座 天秤.雙子.射手
Most slow (in doing things): Libra, Gemini, Sagittarius

最愛耍帥的星座 射手.牡羊
Like to show off the most: Sagittarius, Aries

最會有仇必報的星座 天蠍
Most revenge taking: Scorpio

最不修邊幅的星座 牡羊.射手
One who don’t fix their clothes (Don’t care what they wear): Aries, Sagittarius

最佳生意人的星座 魔羯
Best in business: Capricorn

最佳運動員的星座 射手
Best in sports: Sagittarius

最佳科學家的星座 水瓶
Best in Science: Aquarius

最佳推銷員的星座 雙子
Best sales person:Gemini

最不知變通的星座 金牛.魔羯.天蠍.處女 
Don’t know how to be flexible: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio, Virgo

最佳清潔員的星座 處女
Love to clean the most: Virgo

最愛亂買東西的星座 雙魚.雙子
Love to buy junks: Pieces, Gemini

最愛做老大的星座 牡羊.獅子
Love to be the boss: Aries, Leo

最會見風轉舵的星座 雙子.天秤.水瓶
Most: Take advantage of situation and be flexible: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius

最愛貪小便宜的星座 射手.巨蟹
Most cheap: Sagittarius, Cancer

最適合當上班族的星座 金牛.魔羯.處女
Most suitable to be a business person: Taurus, Capricorn, Virgo

最愛取笑別人的星座 處女.牡羊
Love to interfere the most in other’s situation: Virgo, Aries

最容易發生師生戀的星座 雙魚.魔羯
Most likely to cause a teacher-student romance: Pieces, Capricorn

最適合獨自創業的星座 天蠍.水瓶.獅子
Most suitable to create own business: Scorpio, Aquarius, Leo

最會理財的星座 金牛
Best in investing: Taurus

最難從失戀中恢復的星座 魔羯.金牛.天蠍
Most easily to recover in a breakup: Capricorn, Taurus, Scropio

最愛亂發脾氣的星座 射手.牡羊
Like to get mad for no special reason: Sagittarius, Aries

玩起來最CARZY的星座 牡羊.雙子.射手
Most crazy when “high”: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius

最大而化之的星座 牡羊O.射手
Most over exaggerate: Aries, Sagittarius (blood type O)

最多女強人的星座 雙子
Most strong woman: Gemini

最不肯吃虧的星座 處女
Most unable to survive in pain: Virgo

最少女強人的星座 巨蟹
Lease “strong woman: Cancer

最會討價還價 的星座 處女
Best at bargaining: Virgo

最會逗人開心的星座 天秤
Best at making people laugh: Libra

最輸不起的星座 天秤.獅子
Poor sport (unwilling to face lost): Libra, Leo

最會投機取巧的星座 雙子
Best at remembering “tricks”: Gemini

最不會投機取巧的星座 魔羯
Worse at remembering “tricks”: Capricorn

最感性的星座 巨蟹
Most interested in sex the most: Cancer

最性感的星座 天蠍
Sexiest: Scorpio

最有肚量的星座 射手
Most willing to resist: Sagittarius

最沒有肚量的星 魔羯
Most unwilling to resist: Capricorn

最理性的星座 水瓶
Most reasonable horoscope: Aquarius

最有正義感的星座 牡羊.獅子
Most justice feeling: Aries, Leo

最會討人歡心的星座 雙魚
Most admire/happy apple: Pieces

最不會討人歡心的星座 獅子
Lease admirer/happy apple: Leo

最知性的星座 處女.水瓶
Know sex the most: Virgo, Aquarius

最有異性緣的星座 金牛B.天秤O.天蠍O.處女AB.
Most attract opposite gender: Taurus (blood type B), Libra (blood type O), Scorpio (O), Virgo (AB)

最有同情心的星座 雙魚.巨蟹
Most compassion: Pieces, Cancer

最沒有同情心的星座 水瓶
Lease compassion: Aquarius

最有理智的星座 魔羯.處女
Most reasonable: Capricorn, Virgo

最可能晚婚的星座 處女
Most likely to marry late: Virgo

最容易被騙的星座 雙魚
Most likely to get tricked: Pieces

最不容易被騙的星座 天蠍
Most unlikely to get tricked: Scorpio

離婚率最高的星座 雙子.處女
Most likely to get divorce: Gemini, Virgo

最痴情的星座 巨蟹
Most knowledgeable towards romance: Cancer



From: http://tw.knowledge.yahoo.com/question/question?qid=1008070606462
English Translation: Amy Wu

Thursday, June 25, 2009

How much security do you give to your significant other?


If there is a old grandmother (witch type) who lives in the isolated mountain, what pet do you think she has?

A) Scary human eating fish
B) Medium size lizard
C) A big Crocodile
D) A couple of vicious dogs
E) Two big tigers

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A: Chances of you NOT giving your other half no security: 20%

When being hit... you won't walk away. when being yelled at, u won't run. (This quote means.. you won't learn). You usually get lost in the romance.(Deep into romance), unless being reminded, you won't remember what is going on.

B: Chances of you NOT giving your other half no security: 55%
Usually look like needs to be "pity"(protected), you will let your other half worry about the other gender falling for you. In work, you are usually full of self confident therefore, the other half will feel "threaten"

C: Chances of you NOT giving the other half no security: 80%
Basically, this type of people are BORN to attractive people. Sexy body nice height etc. Therefore, your other half will feel competition.

D: Chances of you NOT giving other half security: 40%
Really focus/care about other person, you will let your other half worry you will get trick. This type of people is very kind and is willing to help people therefore, your other half worries you will get trick.

E: Chances of you NOT giving other half security: 99%
The opposite gender are just simply CRAZY about you, just like a beautiful butterfly therefore, your other half cannot stop worrying. You shoot "electricity" out to people (attract people with your beauty) when you don't even notice therefore, your other half barely has any security at all...


Quiz by: http://www.heartfun.net/
Translation by: Amy Wu

This quiz is just for fun and consideration. Please do not take them too seriously. :)